Hi, Bobby! Hey, wait a minute, your clothes!
[Bobby turns around with a black eye.]
Bobby, your eye! What in the world happened?
I got in a fight with Tommy Huxley.
Tommy Huxley? He's twice as big as you are! Why doesn't he pick on somebody his own size?
Well, I picked on him.
You started a fight? Why?
Well, he was acting like a big shot.
Oh. Well, you weren't by any chance feeling like a little shot, were you?
Well, I am a little shot, that all I'll ever be!
Oh, Bobby. Listen, you've heard about Napoleon Bonaparte, haven't you?
Yeah, he's that funny guy that always walked around with his hand on his stomach.
Well, he was also a little guy. And he went around trying to prove how big he was by fighting everybody.
Did he win?
Nope, just like you he got clobbered. So I really don't think that fighting is the answer. Do you, Bob?
Not if you lose.
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