Hey, you don't know me. I'm not a sellout.
Oh. Okay, cool. [playfully throws her fists up] Congratulations. [chuckles; notices Annie staring at her] Oh, come on. Why do you care what I think?
Maybe… I wanna say everything that you're saying about Vought. Maybe I think Vought's…
[beat; looks up and around] What? What's Vought? [pause; Annie says nothing] Oh, my God. Everyone is so fucking stage-managed. Life isn't actually a PR strategy! You can say what you think!
What if it's not safe?
You are literally bulletproof. What the fuck is gonna happen? [brief pause] Okay, who's the greatest superhero of all time?
Homelander.
No, Pippi Longstocking. [pause] Pippi Longstocking. She's a nine-year-old girl. Lived in a house all by herself. Pet monkey. Could lift a horse with one hand. You–You haven't read Pippi Longstocking?
I guess not.
Hmm… Okay. Well, uh, I used to dress as her every Halloween, and all the girls dressed like Disney sluts would make fun of me. And you know what I thought? I thought, "Who fucking cares?" Pippi didn't care. She never cared about being polite or cute. Look, fuck this world for confusing nice with good. Be a bitch if you want. Be whatever. Just drop the mask once in a while. Feels good. You can finally breathe.
[As Stormfront turns around, Annie quickly steals the wallet with the Compound V sample from Stormfront's backpack]
Oh, and if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off. Pippi Longstocking would bite a "D", that's for damn sure.
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