That bullshit-ass toilet you bought just broke!
You mean it won't flush?
Did I say it won't flush? The hands-free cleaning system won't work! I told you to get the Tushioki 2200 series. You got the 1100 series, and the 1100 series is some bullshit!
Well, they didn't have the 2200 series.
That's your problem. You'd better have a replacement before I have to take a shit again.
Well, what if I can't get the replacement in time?
Hey, I don't care if you wipe it, but Bushido Brown don't wipe his own ass.
(shocked, speechless) Nigga, did you just tell me to wipe your ass?
[Bushido Brown grins smugly at him.]
That's it! You fired!
(shocked) You firing Bushido Brown?
You heard me! You and all these raggedy motherfuckers you brought with you get the fuck on! I'm sick of this shit.
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