(after finding out his DNA results came up as him being 102% African with a 2% marginal error)
(sighs) Well,I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs, I dunno how I'm supposed to pay all the bills. Probably have to start selling crack, or rappin' or rappin' 'bout selling crack. Ya know, I probably might not even have re-vitiligo.
(Knocks on The Freeman's door and Huey answers it)
Uncle Ruckus (sighs dejectedly): Okay, I'm black. What am I supposed to do now?
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