Grandad and Blind Date in “Unfinished Business”

(During a blind date who's catfished him with a phoney picture of her appearance and is eating messily) You know what? I've had it. This sucks!

What's wrong with you?

You know what's wrong with me! When was this picture taken? 1964?

You saying I don't look like my picture?

I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture! This ain't you!

So is that all you care about is looks?

YEEEEEESS!

Well excuse me for thinking you liked me for who I was on the inside!

Well you're a liar on the inside! This whole relationship is based on a lie! AN UGLY LIIIEEEEE!!! Why in the hell does this keep happening to me, God? What did I do to deserve this? This is payback for what? What did I do to you? Tell me!

Maybe I should leave. Nigga, you ain't no Denzel. Hell, you ain't even no Flava Flav.

Time after time after time. There ought to be a law, lock em up, charge em with fraud, I'd be snitchin' on ugly women all day, I should give em the chair, electrify their ugly asses, dry pool that switch quick!