[Granddad looks at the menu and sees the extremely high prices for snacks.]
Damn!
[He looks at the Receptionist.]
Large, freshly-popped popcorn, please, and lots of butter.
[The receptionist gives him his popcorn.]
(uninterestedly) Anything else?
I asked for butter on it.
Butter's over there.
[Cut to a very poorly maintained condiment station.]
I don't wanna put the butter on it. Why can't you do it?
You're supposed to put the butter on it.
I don't wanna put the butter on it! I already paid twenty dollars for this bullshit popcorn. I will not demean myself by putting butter on popcorn!
(still monotone) Why? It's really easy.
Why? Because I don't work at the movie theater! That's why!
You're supposed to put the butter on it.
...If I go to Burger King, and order a cheeseburger, THEY DON'T MAKE ME PUT THE CHEESE ON IT, DO THEY GODDAMMIT!?
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