Huey and Mr. Uberwitz in “Unfinished Business”

You want me to direct the Christmas play?

Absolutely. I think you’ll do a fantastic job.

First of all, I don’t give a damn about Christmas.

You don’t have to do a traditional Christmas play... no, you can do... whatever you want.

You’ll be fired.

Fired? For what?

For bein’ an irresponsible white person.

Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: are you really ready to see that vision?

We’ll give you complete creative control.

(considers for a moment) I want it in writing.