Tom is being interviewed by police, using the good-cop/bad-cop shtick.
YOU LIAR! (slaps Tom) You killed him, didn't ya, ya sick bastard?!
The white cop tries to slap Tom again, but his black colleague stops him.
Hey, hey, hey! That's enough, go cool off! Now!
The white cop leaves the room, but then comes back and slaps Tom several times.
YOU PUNK!
(pushing the white cop out) Get your ass out, move!
The black cop and Tom are now alone. Tom is weeping.
Why are you doing this to me?
Y'know what this is, man? It's fuckin' racism, man. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, and you just happened to fit the description. (pushes a pen and some forms towards Tom) Now, if you admit that you killed him...
(indignant) I didn't kill anyone!
Look, even if you didn't kill him, just admit that you killed him. I promise you you won't go to jail. Smack on the wrist. I promise.
Wait, stop. You can't be serious. I'm a prosecutor, I'm never gonna fall for this!
Cut to a clock. Ten minutes pass.
(crying) So you're saying that if I confess, I w-won't go to jail?
I give you my word.
N-no anal rape?
No anal rape.
Tom is still crying, but now has a goofy smile on his face
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