(Tom has a nightmare where he drops the soap in prison)
Soap drop, nigga.
(Tom gasps)
Oh, you think you just gon' leave it down there?
N-no...
Huh? We don't waste no muthafuckin' soap in here.
I'm... I'm finished!
Naw. Naw, nigga. You ain't finish. I been watchin' you.
You have?
You ain't wash behind your ears or nothin'.
But I did...
Now look at me. See how I'm all clean an' glistenin' an' shit? Dat's hygiene, nigga. You can call me the Health Inspector. Now PICK UP THE SOAP!
(A scared Tom wordlessly bends over to pick up the soap. The "Health Inspector" is standing directly behind him and starts to smile...)
Pray, baby. Pray!... I'm next!
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