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S1 E15

The Blacklist · Season 1, Episode 15

Raymond 'Red' Reddington, Embassy Guard and others in “Unfinished Business”

RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington

There you are. What the hell happened to you? You just leave me stranded with that awful Algerian! He's been hitting on me for 20 minutes.

EGEmbassy Guard

Sir, this is a secure area.

RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington

[to guard] Well, not secure enough if you ask me, sister. You know what? Why don't ask Rasil? We wouldn't even be here if it weren't for that troublemaker. Always an agenda with him. Cultural attache. Culture, my ass. [Points at Lizzy] The things I do for this one. [to Lizzy] Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Gallivanting around the globe for you little assignations with you know, hmm-hmm. [to guard] Carrying her furs and bikinis as if I wouldn't rather be back in Dutchess County my shelties. [to Lizzy] Hey, don't take anything for granted. Everything you have was bought and paid for by your boyfriend. [to guard] Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Do you have any idea who's horn this tramp is blowing? Let's just say it starts with Bashiar, and ends with Assad, gassing you faster than a Sunni. So let's get her out of the hot seat and into a limo. Good God, crumbs up!

EGEmbassy Guard

What?

RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington

Your cummerbund. Pleats up. You look like Bob Yashimura in eighth grade swing choir. It's upside down.

[Red punches out the security guard]

RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington

Oh god, that hurts!

What the hell was that?

RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington

I don't know, it just felt so right in the moment.

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