[After being pelted with piss-filled balloons] This is disgusting. I don't care if that guy's in a wheelchair, I'm breaking his legs!
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Thanks Joey. Give your mother a kiss.
Yeah and your father a shot in the head.
FJForeman Joey
My whole life I wanted to do that.
[Tommy and Kevin are trying to rid squatters in an apartment]
We're gonna wait until you go.
DDunn
Where the hell am I supposed to go?
Not a problem.
I'd use the money Highland Management gave you to get new place.
DDunn
I spent that money.
Better find yourself a sidewalk.
HAgent Hicks
Sit up. [slaps his head] Sit up! Now cross your legs.
What, do I have to?
HAgent Hicks
Only if you don't want to get a kick in the balls.
[feeling a spot under his shirt] Hey, feel this.
I'm not touching you.
Look at it. It's a bump.
It's not a bump, it's a rash. You wanna put your shirt down?
Just feel it.
I swear, if you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna shoot you in the mouth.
FFranny
[when he was unable to find anything in the documents] No, we're done here, boys. C'est la vie.
What the hell's that mean?
It's French for "we're screwed".
You know what? To hell with that. You wanna hurt me? Try it. But whatever I need to do to protect myself, I'll do it. I promise you that. I will hurt you right back.
SSamson
I never knew you were so tough. I guess one of us will have to be looking over their shoulder, huh?
Vinnie, if I have to depend on your nose for the truth, me and you will be in a lot of trouble.
I want you to know I got an extra ten from Lambert. Well, you don't get a piece of that because you weren't square with us.
DDDerek 'Dokey' Farrell
How wasn't I square with you?
He gave us his word to clear out the building. But you never told us you were going to burn it down. I say that's not square.
DDDerek 'Dokey' Farrell
I say it's none of your business.
I say that's makes for a tough partnership.
DDDerek 'Dokey' Farrell
Oh, so now we're partners?
[on the phone to Tommy] You got a visitor. Dokey. The good news is he doesn't have an axe with him.
[narrating] The thing about blood, family, it's always there. You can hate each other, you can wanna kill each other but you never stop loving each other. But love-love... damn, that's a whole other thing.
Just know this: You didn't know my father. And you sure as hell don't know me.
[narrating] The stupidest people in the world are rich people. They'll hand over twenty bucks and a brand new BMW to any idiot with a windbreaker and a tucked in shirt. In this case, the idiots were Kevin and Tommy.
[Jimmy enters Dokey's car]
Hey Doke. How are you partner?
DDDerek 'Dokey' Farrell
I gotta remember to lock my doors.
Not really. Who'd be stupid enough to get in a car with you?
Jenny had heard the rumors that some drug dealers had killed Teach and stuffed him in an oil drum, but who wants to believe in a rumor?
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