Kevin Donnelly quotes from The Black Donnellys

Kevin Donnelly

[After being pelted with piss-filled balloons] This is disgusting. I don't care if that guy's in a wheelchair, I'm breaking his legs!

Kevin Donnelly

Tommy. Me and Jimmy went downtown with goodness in our hearts to work out a deal. But Louie starts threatening me, I mean what was I supposed to do?

Tommy Donnelly

Kevin, everybody knows who did this. You kidnap somebody, they're not supposed to know who you are.

Kevin Donnelly

Tommy, you think we're stupid? We wore masks!

Tommy Donnelly

You went down there with goodness in your hearts but you wore masks?

Kevin Donnelly

[about where to dump Louie's body] What about the landfill? I mean we could sneak him in, put him under some garbage, they bury him for us.

Tommy Donnelly

The landfill on Staten Island?

Kevin Donnelly

Yeah

Tommy Donnelly

So what, we just take the ferry? Just the three of us?

Kevin Donnelly

Okay, we stuff him in a furnace.

Tommy Donnelly

Our furnace?

Kevin Donnelly

No, of course not. Somebody else's.

Tommy Donnelly

So you know somebody who's got a furnace large enough for a body?

Kevin Donnelly

I'd have to think about it. Umm... How about a tub full of acid?

Tommy Donnelly

Kevin stop making suggestions. You're really freaking me out.

Tommy Donnelly

We're hosting Jimmy's wake tonight.

Kevin Donnelly

What?

Tommy Donnelly

Kate Farrell came by this morning. She wants the wake to be here.

Kevin Donnelly

Can I remind you that we killed her husband?

Kevin Donnelly

I always wanted to drive a cab.

Joey Ice Cream

Are you nuts? Twenty hours in a confined space being told what to do by the kind of people who can't even afford cars?

[referring to The Firecracker, wanting Kevin to get to work] Come on Kevin, have a little pride. This is the family business here.

Kevin Donnelly

Crime is the family business Shawn, this is just a staging area.

Kevin Donnelly

Okay, we got a problem. [he shows Jimmy Louie's cell phone]

Jimmy Donnelly

What's this?

Kevin Donnelly

Louie Downtown's cell phone.

Jimmy Donnelly

The one you were supposed to throw away!

Kevin Donnelly

Yeah, but that's not the problem.

Jimmy Donnelly

[cut to Jimmy smashing the phone on the counter] That's how you're supposed to get rid of a cell phone, Kevin!

Kevin Donnelly

I guess I should've done that.

Jimmy Donnelly

You guess?

Tommy Donnelly

We're gonna wait until you go.

Where the hell am I supposed to go?

Kevin Donnelly

Not a problem.

Tommy Donnelly

I'd use the money Highland Management gave you to get new place.

I spent that money.

Tommy Donnelly

Better find yourself a sidewalk.

[when he was unable to find anything in the documents] No, we're done here, boys. C'est la vie.

Kevin Donnelly

What the hell's that mean?

Tommy Donnelly

It's French for "we're screwed".

Jimmy Donnelly

(to Tommy) Well you picked a hell of a time to find your conscience.

Kevin Donnelly

I don't have a conscience, it doesn't bother me.