Bill and Josh in “Unfinished Business”

I wanna speak to the manager. (Josh holds out a clipboard)

(deadpan) All food complaints require a form- be sure to describe your illness in full, location of cramps, et cetera.

No, no, no, no- I'm not here to complain.

(surprised) Oh! (puts down the clipboard) Welcome to Hot Dog Planet, where our food is out of this world!

... I'm Lauren's dad.

Oh- Blondie.

Look, uh, she says you treated her pretty badly at work yesterday.

(sarcastically) Does this look like a day care center to you? Do you see a jungle gym? Mats for nap-time? No. You know why? It's a business. And you know what this business needs?

A local undercover news investigation? (Josh glares at him)

... We need employees that can give us an edge in this hot dog- eat- hot dog world. And frankly- no pun intended- Lauren isn't cutting the mustard! (laughs maniacally, Bill stares at him) Sorry- we work hard here, but we have a good time.

Well, apparently she didn't have a good time! She says you called her stupid!

Oh, I didn't call her stupid.

Well, I'm glad to hear that-

I called her a moron.

(angry) Hey, nobody calls my daughter a moron!

Look, if Lauren has a problem with how I run things, she's welcome to quit.

Well, maybe if you can't treat her better, she should quit!

Maybe she should!

Fine, then I quit! Argh- I mean, Lauren quits!(starts to leave) Oh, and one more thing. Just because you work in a weenie factory doesn't mean you have to act like a-

(deadpan) Heard it before!