Our last play for tonight features Brother and Sister Bear, Cousin Fred, and Lizzie Bruin. It's called "The Trouble with Parents".
[As the school play starts, Brother is "Papa Bear", Sister is "Mama Bear", Cousin Freddy is "Brother Bear", and Lizzy is "Sister Bear"]
Where's (the rest of) my newspaper, son?
I have it, Papa. I'm using it so you don't get any paint on this nice new table you made in your workshop.
What?! You didn't ask me!
But you never read this section, Papa!
That doesn't matter! Ooh, you cubs make me so mad!
[Everyone in the audience laughs, including the grandparents. But Papa and Mama Bear are embarrassed.]
[talking on the phone] Hi, Terry. How are you?
Is that Mrs. Waterspout, dear?
No, Mama. It is my friend, Terry.
You know I'm waiting for a very important telephone call!
I'm sorry, Mama. But I didn't--
You cubs talk on the phone a zillion times a day! It makes me want to SCREAM!
[The cap on Sister's costume flies off.]
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