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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile!

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' gets you practically anything you want with a smile!

[singing] Even princesses should try to be polite. 'Please' and 'thank you', they're just right, so don't be rude!

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' are not things I usually say, but since you insist, I'll start to say them much more often as of today. Who exactly should I say these phrases to?

[singing] How 'bout those three guys who do the work for you?

[singing] Thank you guys for knowing where the special gifts were hid!

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And thank you guys for helping me find them like you did!

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And thank you guys for doing all that other servant work!

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] You're welcome!

[singing] And please forgive me if I acted kind of like a jerk.

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] That's okay.

UTUniqua and Tasha

[singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile, 'please' and 'thank you' get you...

PTPablo, Tyrone and Austin

[singing] Practically anything you want with a smile.

AAll

Egypt's nice when we all try to be polite. Please' and 'thank you' are just right, 'you're welcome', too!

[However, Pablo and Tyrone were actually climbing up. And when Tasha and Uniqua went back to the window to have another look, they suddenly came up of out of nowhere, catching the girls completely by surprise and causing the two mountaineers to accidently let go of the ladder out of panic, and land with a big "thud!"]

PTPablo and Tyrone

[peeking their feet out from a snow pile] HELP! HELP! HELP!

[shocked] Oh, my goodness! Someone's in trouble!

Come on, we've got to rescue them!

[Four explorers find a mysterious map for the legendary Flying Rock atop Stone Step Hill (really a pyramid), but upon a disagreement on what path to choose, Uniqua and Tasha compete with Pablo and Tyrone on a race filled with unknown obstacles.]

AAll

[reciting the spell and singing] Oh rock, oh rock on hilltop high!

Hey, lifeguard dude! Do you know where Tiki Beach is?

You're looking for Tiki Beach?

Totally. I wanna surf the perfect wave.

Well, you gotta have rad moves to surf Tiki Beach.

[to the viewers] I guess lifeguards like to call everybody dude, too. [back to Austin] No problemo, dude. Check this out! [does the monkey move]

Dude, that's the monkey. Anybody can do the monkey. That's not a radical move.

Oh. Well, how about this? [does the twist move]

That's just the twist. That's not a rad move either.

Oh. Hmm… Well, not everybody can do this! [does the triple whip]

The triple whip, huh? Now that's a rad move.

Totally!

What else can you do?

Uh, well, that's the only rad move I know.

You need all rad moves to surf Tiki Beach, dude. Not just one.

Bummer. But I still wanna find Tiki Beach.

Well, it could be up north, or it could be down south…

This lifeguard's being kind of mysterious. So which way should I go, dude?

Hmm, try that way. [points to the right] Look for the tall trees.

Tall trees. Okay, thanks, dude! Later! [walks to his dune buggy and drives away]

[to the viewers] Actually, Tiki Beach isn't that way. I tricked him. I couldn't tell him where it really is. Because he just doesn't have the moves yet. He's got a lot to learn before he can surf Tiki Beach.

Where'd he go?

We lost him!

Aw, man! Now we'll never find Tiki Beach!

AAll

Bummer.

We've looked everywhere.

Up north and down south.

This-a-way and that-a-way.

Where can it be? [takes off his tiki charm] Where is it?! Where is Tiki Beach?!

It's that mystery lifeguard!

Dude, you tried to keep us from finding Tiki Beach!

Yeah. Why did you keep steering us wrong?

I had to. I'm not just a mystery lifeguard. I'm the guardian of Tiki Beach. I make sure that only surfers who know all the rad moves can find Tiki Beach.

We've got rad moves, dude!

Totally! We can do the runaround.

And the funk-a-dilly!

And the triple whip! We've got all the rad moves, dude!

You do, huh?

AAll

Totally!

Well, then, dudes and dudette, surf's up!

Hey, what should we do with our supervillain powers today, Yucky Man?

Something extra super villainous!

Like, take over the world? [evil laughter]

Yes! Take over the world, by capturing... The Key to the World!

That's hidden in... The Tower of Power!

Come on, Dr. Shrinky, we must leave the Forest of Darkness, go and capture the Key to the World from the Tower of Power.

Yes, we must! But where exactly is the Tower of Power?

There! Through the woods, and across the Land of Cold! When we capture the key, we'll rule the world!

Where do you think you're going?

Uh… to the Tower of Power so we can rule the world?

Oh, no, you don't. We'll catch you.

PTPablo & Tyrone

RUN!

How are we gonna catch those supervillains?

Hmm… [gets an idea] I know! Build us a boat, Captain Hammer.

[baffled] A boat? What good will that do on the ice?

There's no time to explain. Trust me.

[reluctantly] Well, okay.

[pacing back and forth; panicking] No, oh, no! They're getting ahead of us! We're going backward, they're going forward…

Pablo?

Yup. They're gonna get there first. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

PABLO!

Yeah?

There's only one thing we can do!

What's that?

Think!

[Pablo and Tyrone run up to the entrance of the tower]

We made to the tower! Now we just need to get to the top and grab the key.

[sees Austin and Uniqua coming towards them] But here come the superheroes! What will we do?

[as an idea pops into his head] I know! We'll fake 'em out! Let's pretend to be tired and then, when they fall for our trick, we'll get 'em! [he and Tyrone laugh wickedly] Here they come!

[They start pretending to catch their breath as the superheroes approach them]

Villains, HALT!

[panting] (No.) It's okay… You win, superheroes.

[panting] We're too tired… to climb the tower. You guys go ahead.

Great! Now's our chance! [walks towards the entrance]

Now, Dr. Shrinky!

Captain Hammer, SHRINK! [fires his shockwaves, shrinking Austin down to the size of a mouse]

[horrified] Captain Hammer!

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] Uh-oh!

You shrunk Captain Hammer?!

I'm here!

[lowers her hand to pick him up] Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. But the villains are going in the tower.

[pondering] Now what are we gonna do?

[trying to speak up with his squeaky voice] We've got to stop them!

What?

We've got to stop them!

[puts her hand to her ear for better listening] What?

I said, we've got to stop them!

Oh. Yes, you're right. But they shrunk you.

I know they did. But I'm still a brave superhero and we've got to stop them.

Not so fast, supervillains!

PTPablo & Tyrone

[shocked] Weather Woman!

You'll never get the key!

[Pablo and Tyrone look at each other and shrug in confusion, not understanding what he's saying]

[puts his hand to his ear] What?

You'll never get the key!

What?

[slightly annoyed] He said, you'll never get the key!

PTPablo & Tyrone

Oh.

Nonsense! You and your teensy, weensy friend can't defeat us now!

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