Tasha quotes from The Backyardigans

[to the viewers] We're a motorcycle gang.

Yeah! We're rough!

Grr!

And tough!

Grr!

And bad!

[surprised and confused] What?

We're not bad, Pablo. We're rough and tough and good.

[sheepishly] Oops! I forgot. And good!

Grr!

[walking up to a mailbox; to the viewers] Guess what today is? Valentine's Day! I'm sending Valentines to Pablo and Tasha, but don't tell them 'cause it's a surprise. [shushes and puts the two letters in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Pablo and Uniqua! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Uniqua and Tasha! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

Everyone done?

Yup!

Good, then let's go pick up some litter!

What a beautiful day to deliver the mail! [walks over to the mailbox and takes out the letters] Let's see where this mail is going. "The Juice Box Joint." Wow! That's in the middle of nowhere! But I'll get it there, because I never fail to deliver the mail!

Mailman!

Bikers! [hurries into his mail truck]

Wait, wait! We have your mailbag!

Wait!

We can catch him! Let's ride!

[seeing the bikers catching up with him through the diver side window] Oh, no! They're right behind me! I better take the shortcut. Those bikers won't stop me!

He's taking our favorite shortcut!

Let's ride!

[getting a call from Tasha on his hat tracker while driving along the roads of Miami Beach in his spy car] Hello. Secret, here.

Hello, Agent Secret.

Ah, Miss T, [to the viewers] the head of the International Super Spy agency.

Please report to headquarters at once. I've got an assignment for you.

The world in trouble again?

I'm afraid so.

It's a dangerous assignment?

Of course.

Will there be... dancing involved?

that's why I called you.

Be right there. [puts his hat back on, hanging up]

Listen up, wizards. Something terrible has happened. [leads them to the window, pointing to Giant Tasha in the far distance] There is… a giant in my kingdom!

[waving in the distance] Yoo-hoo!

[nervously] That's a big giant.

[agreeing] It certainly is.

Yes, and it's up to you to get rid of her.

Us?!

Yes, you! It's almost time for my royal nap, and I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about!

But-

No buts! Get rid of that giant!

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

NOW!

Yes, Queen Uniqua!

[pacing back and forth] This is bad.

I know.

We don't know how to get rid of a giant.

I know!

But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad.

I know.

Why do you keep saying that?

[shrugging] I don't know.

Why haven't you wizards left yet?! GO!

"Neigh neigh neigh!"

Horses appear and take us away!

Aw, man!

I told you being a wizard wasn't easy.

Yoo-hooo! Ooh, look at the itty bitty little horses. How adorable! Hello!

At last, peace and quiet. [goes to sleep, but not for long after hearing loud thudding; sighs annoyingly] Never mind. [hops off the bed, walks to the window, and gasps in shock, seeing Wizards Pablo and Tyrone now giant-sized]

Hi, Queen Uniqua!

More giants?! [Tyrone sticks his hand inside the window and grabs her] Hey! [angrily demanding] Put me down! I order you to put me down! [Tyrone obeys and sets her down] I told you to get rid of the giant, not make more giants!

Ooh! Look at the itty bitty queen!

[to Pablo and Tyrone] What kind of wizards are you, anyway?!

We're good wizards!

Captain's diary: trash day. The Moosians have tricked us and taken all the garbage that we collected this morning. Lieutenant Uniqua, how much garbage do we have left on board?

None, captain. The Moosian ship took all of it.

Oh, for goodness sake! We're supposed to collect the garbage!

Captain, sensors indicate that there are extremely high garbage readings in the dumpster-ion sector.

Then set a course for the dumpster-ion sector, Lieutenant Uniqua. Zip speed! And keep an eye out for those Moosians.

Captain, I'm getting another distress call. It's coming from... The far side of that moon!

Hmm... Let's hear it.

My turn, Tyrone. Oh, help! Boo, hoo, hoo!

Boo, hoo! Boo, hoo!

Moosian vessel, this is Captain Tasha of the spaceship collector. Are you really in trouble or is this another trick?

No trick. Boo, hoo!

Yeah. Really, really! Boo, hoo!

[locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean!

Bye-bye, soap.

Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels.

And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you!

[finally fed up] That's it! I've had enough.

Tyrone? Where are you going?

To Purewood Forest!

What?!

That's right. I'm going to find Robin Hood and bring him back to Filthingham, so he can make our village clean again!

You better be careful.

What if the mayor sees you leave?

Don't worry, he won't. I have a very sneaky walk.

[lurking behind a building, as the villainous Gloom Meister] Boo, Flower Girl! I can't stand flowers! I like it when everything is dark and gloomy. My shadow ray will get rid of those yucky flowers! [fires a shadow at Tasha's trolley]

[gasps] Uh-oh! What's happening?! I can't see where I'm going!

Whoa. Funny looking bus.

It certainly is.

Is that really our tour bus?

It's the only thing here. It's gotta be it!

It's really big.

[attempting to reach the door, but isn't not tall enough] I can't even reach the door! How are we supposed to get in?

[gasps and looks outside the windshield] Uh-oh.

What? [also looks outside] Uh-oh.

What? [looks outside as well, seeing that they're flying off the ground] Um… Are we flying?

Yup. We're flying. [he, Tasha, and Pablo all scream] Flying bus?!

This is crazy!

How do we get it down?!

I don't know!

Try something, amigo!

This isn't a bus! It's a spaceship!

I don't know how to fly a spaceship! Do you know how to fly a spaceship?!

Is it anything like playing a trumpet?

Oh, for goodness sake!

Amigos, just stay calm.