Tyrone quotes from The Backyardigans

Let me guess. Clowns?

Yep. CLOWNS!!!!!

The butterfly!

[sees the butterfly on his nose, then starts running around in a panic] Oh, my! It's the butterfly! Right before my very nose! Right on my very nose!

Professor Pablo?

[not listening, still panicking] Where's my jar?! Where's my net?! I must catch it!

Professor Pablo?

[still panicking] I must catch the Gilded Golden Butterfly! Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Professor Pablo!

[finally stops panicking and turns to them] Yes?

Grab it!

Oh, right.

Alright, Wizard Pablo, ready to practice our magic spells?

Ready, Wizard Tyrone. Let's try the flying hat spell.

Okay. So first we chant the magic words...

And then we wave our magic wands...

And hopefully the hats will fly onto our heads.

Well, here goes nothing.

Aw, man. Why can't we get any magic spells right?

Being a wizard is hard work, Pablo. It takes lots of practice.

Listen up, wizards. Something terrible has happened. [leads them to the window, pointing to Giant Tasha in the far distance] There is… a giant in my kingdom!

[waving in the distance] Yoo-hoo!

[nervously] That's a big giant.

[agreeing] It certainly is.

Yes, and it's up to you to get rid of her.

Us?!

Yes, you! It's almost time for my royal nap, and I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about!

But-

No buts! Get rid of that giant!

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

NOW!

Yes, Queen Uniqua!

[pacing back and forth] This is bad.

I know.

We don't know how to get rid of a giant.

I know!

But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad.

I know.

Why do you keep saying that?

[shrugging] I don't know.

Why haven't you wizards left yet?! GO!

"Neigh neigh neigh!"

Horses appear and take us away!

Aw, man!

I told you being a wizard wasn't easy.

Yoo-hooo! Ooh, look at the itty bitty little horses. How adorable! Hello!

[yawning] You see that? That's my royal yawn. Which means I'm royally tired and I need to take my royal nap.

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

So you better quit your horsin' around and get rid of that giant. Because if you don't get rid of her, then I'll get rid of you! [storms off into her castle]

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

At last, peace and quiet. [goes to sleep, but not for long after hearing loud thudding; sighs annoyingly] Never mind. [hops off the bed, walks to the window, and gasps in shock, seeing Wizards Pablo and Tyrone now giant-sized]

Hi, Queen Uniqua!

More giants?! [Tyrone sticks his hand inside the window and grabs her] Hey! [angrily demanding] Put me down! I order you to put me down! [Tyrone obeys and sets her down] I told you to get rid of the giant, not make more giants!

Ooh! Look at the itty bitty queen!

[to Pablo and Tyrone] What kind of wizards are you, anyway?!

We're good wizards!

Captain, I'm getting another distress call. It's coming from... The far side of that moon!

Hmm... Let's hear it.

My turn, Tyrone. Oh, help! Boo, hoo, hoo!

Boo, hoo! Boo, hoo!

Moosian vessel, this is Captain Tasha of the spaceship collector. Are you really in trouble or is this another trick?

No trick. Boo, hoo!

Yeah. Really, really! Boo, hoo!

[locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean!

Bye-bye, soap.

Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels.

And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you!

[finally fed up] That's it! I've had enough.

Tyrone? Where are you going?

To Purewood Forest!

What?!

That's right. I'm going to find Robin Hood and bring him back to Filthingham, so he can make our village clean again!

You better be careful.

What if the mayor sees you leave?

Don't worry, he won't. I have a very sneaky walk.

[shocked after seeing Robin Hood (Pablo) clean up the fountain] What did you do to my fountain, villager?!

I cleaned it up, and I'm not a villager. [takes off his disguise] I'm Robin Hood the Clean!

It's about time.

[demanding] Let the villagers go, Stinkypants, so they can take a bath!

No one is allowed to be cleaned in Filthingham! Not even you! [picks up a mud ball] Let's play catch… with mud balls!

[cheerfully] Hello there! [Tyrone screams again] I'm Austin the Wolf.

[screams] Austin the what?

Austin the Wolf. [shakes hands with him] You must be the new paper boy. Welcome to Fairytale Village!

Fairytale Village?

Yep! Where fairytale folks live!

[taping on Tyrone's shoulder to get his attention] Yoo-hoo, paper boy?

[turns around to face her] Yes? [gasps in shock, seeing her as a friendly witch] You're… You're a witch!

Well, right you are. Welcome to Fairytale Village! Say, I was hoping I could have you for lunch today.

Have me for lunch?! Yikes!

I wonder why he hid like that? He must be shy. I'll ask him again.

[waving cheerfully down at Tyrone as a friendly giant] Hello, paper boy! How's it going?

[gasps fearfully] Yikes! Giant!

Fee fi fo feek! [to the viewers] I think he wants to play hide and seek.