Tyrone quotes from The Backyardigans

It's that mystery lifeguard!

Dude, you tried to keep us from finding Tiki Beach!

Yeah. Why did you keep steering us wrong?

I had to. I'm not just a mystery lifeguard. I'm the guardian of Tiki Beach. I make sure that only surfers who know all the rad moves can find Tiki Beach.

We've got rad moves, dude!

Totally! We can do the runaround.

And the funk-a-dilly!

And the triple whip! We've got all the rad moves, dude!

You do, huh?

Totally!

Well, then, dudes and dudette, surf's up!

Hey, what should we do with our supervillain powers today, Yucky Man?

Something extra super villainous!

Like, take over the world? [evil laughter]

Yes! Take over the world, by capturing... The Key to the World!

That's hidden in... The Tower of Power!

Come on, Dr. Shrinky, we must leave the Forest of Darkness, go and capture the Key to the World from the Tower of Power.

Yes, we must! But where exactly is the Tower of Power?

There! Through the woods, and across the Land of Cold! When we capture the key, we'll rule the world!

Where do you think you're going?

Uh… to the Tower of Power so we can rule the world?

Oh, no, you don't. We'll catch you.

RUN!

[pacing back and forth; panicking] No, oh, no! They're getting ahead of us! We're going backward, they're going forward…

Pablo?

Yup. They're gonna get there first. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

PABLO!

Yeah?

There's only one thing we can do!

What's that?

Think!

We made to the tower! Now we just need to get to the top and grab the key.

[sees Austin and Uniqua coming towards them] But here come the superheroes! What will we do?

[as an idea pops into his head] I know! We'll fake 'em out! Let's pretend to be tired and then, when they fall for our trick, we'll get 'em! [he and Tyrone laugh wickedly] Here they come!

Villains, HALT!

[panting] (No.) It's okay… You win, superheroes.

[panting] We're too tired… to climb the tower. You guys go ahead.

Great! Now's our chance! [walks towards the entrance]

Now, Dr. Shrinky!

Captain Hammer, SHRINK! [fires his shockwaves, shrinking Austin down to the size of a mouse]

[horrified] Captain Hammer!

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] Uh-oh!

You shrunk Captain Hammer?!

I'm here!

[lowers her hand to pick him up] Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. But the villains are going in the tower.

Not so fast, supervillains!

[shocked] Weather Woman!

You'll never get the key!

[puts his hand to his ear] What?

You'll never get the key!

What?

[slightly annoyed] He said, you'll never get the key!

Oh.

Nonsense! You and your teensy, weensy friend can't defeat us now!

We've got you now!

The Key to the World is safe!

We've saved the world from your evil plot.

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] We're tiny.

[also in high-pitched squeaky voice] And gooey.

What?

We can't hear you.

Whoa! I mean, ugh! That's a long way down.

You know what we need? Something to help us get down this hill.

Yeah, something we can ride on, and go fast.

Yeah. And it should be red.

Ughxactly. So that's why I invented this.

Great invention.

Awesome.

Great invention.

Really cool!

What do you call it, the button?

Nope.

The rice cake?

Nope, I call it the sled.

Ugh!

Ughxcellent choice.

Good name.

The sled.

Hop on. Now let's ugh.

Ugh!

Come along! Don't dawdle!

Okay!

We'll be right there!

The only thing left is the hike across the desert. It looks awfully hot and dry out there. But it is a desert, after all. Here they come. I better get going. [starting to get tired] Phew, I wish I'd brought some water. I'm getting thirsty.

I'm in second place. If I can just catch up with Uniqua, I can still win this race! Boy, it's awfully hot and dry around here. I just wish I'd brought some water. I'm thirsty.

I'm not that far behind. If I go really, really fast, and catch up with Pablo and Uniqua, I might still win the race. I'm thirsty. I wish I'd brought some water. Phew!

[disappointed] Oh, man! There they go! I'm last... again! I'm never going to win this race!

[approaches Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua, all resting up against a cactus and looking really exhausted] Hey. Why did you guys stop hiking?

Because it's too hot.

And it's too dry.

And we're too thirsty.

I can help. How about some water?

Water! [takes a drink from the bottle and passes it on to Pablo and Uniqua]

[all feeling much better] Thanks, Austin.

You know, this is the second time you've helped me.

Hey, you helped me twice, too!

And you've helped me twice, too, too! Thanks!

You're welcome. Now let's get back in the race!

Hmm... interesting. Might be a case of missing soccer ball. Let's investigate.

Soccer Monster gets the ball. He passes it outfield to... Soccer Monster!

Oh. Young Austin, it's just you. [whispers in his ear] I thought you might have been… a ninja. Ninjas like to steal pies, so I must always be on guard.

Well, I'm not a ninja. I have come to you today because I want to learn to make pie!

Very well. I shall teach you. And if you learn well, Young Austin, then together we shall make pies for the Empress!

Oh, thank you, Master Pie Maker Tyrone. I will not let you down.

Hey, Master Pie Maker Tyrone, when do I get a big puffy hat like yours?

Patience, Young Austin. Only when you have mastered the art of making pies can you wear the puffy hat.