If I asked "What is the most interesting thing about you?" "I own three properties in the UK, two in Cyprus and a Porsche all before the age of 25. Did I mention I have a third nipple?"
Jamie Lester: Third nipple! (laughs)
Margaret Mountford: Yes. You're laughing! I'm not!. One or two pages later on, "What's the worst lie you've ever told?" "That I have a third nipple!" Is that supposed to make me laugh?
Jamie Lester: No, it's just...
Margaret Mountford: Think of a word that applies to that statement.
Jamie Lester: Stupid.
Margaret Mountford: Puerile!
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