2004 Nerd and 2016 Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

[after he reviews Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on NES, he sees his 2016 self] I must be drinking too much. I ain't seeing this, man.

Drinking too much? [he holds up an empty Rolling Rock bottle and lowers it] Yeah, but you are seeing this. I'm you from the future.

Right.

And I need your help.

Does this have anything to do with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

No, but it concerns shitty games.

Good. Anything but Jekyll and Hyde. So tell me, how far into the future do you come from? A month? A year?

About 12 years, almost.

What, are you fucking kidding me, and you're still playing shitty ga-- You didn't play Jekyll and Hyde again, did you?

[beat, shakes his head] ...No! Never... Mm-mm. [he notices Mega Man X7 and picks it up] What's this? Mega Man X7 for PlayStation 2?

Yeah, that just came out last fall.

[shocked] Oh, man. I'm retro.