2007 Nerd and 2016 Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

[after he throws the Independence Day PS1 disc at the 2016 Nerd's face] Oh, my God! Who are you?

I'm you.

I can see that. How'd you get here?

I don't know, but... I remember this. Yeah. I don't know how else to say this, but I'm from the future. There, I said it.

Really? Do I get the goat tattoo?

[while he enters his old room] Obviously not on your face. Look at this old setup. You know with the original NES model you can't play European games. You gotta get your RF shit modded into composite. Still blowing in your cartridges, you gotta get your-- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. [points at R.O.B.] Why is that there?

I don't know, it just sits there.

Get rid of it.

Why?

You'll know by Episode 100.

Uh, Episode-- [stutters] What?!

Oh, yeah. Trust me. Just quit, right now.

[stammers] Why? It's my-- It's our duty to review bad games and warn people from playing this shit.

What's this here? [picks up Mega Man on DOS] There's a Mega Man PC game on DOS? Mega Man on DOS! This is something that'll make you wanna quit!

[takes out the floppy disk] Okay, I'll give it a try.