...and welcome to my show!
...and I stay crunchy, even in milk!
...and I have my father's credit card!
...and my grandma makes great coleslaw!
...and I have no use for the metric system!
...and everybody here gets complementary chicken breasts!
...and I'm the star for the next half-hour!
...and my parents think I'm at the library!
...and we're on television!
...and I'm 100% biodegradable!
...and I'm freshly showered!
...and I come with everything you see here!
...and I contain 10% real fruit juice!
...and I come with your choice of fries or onion rings!
...and my dad's a dentist! Uh, wait; my dad's not really a dentist. He's a guy who gives free ice cream to people!
...and everybody here gets a free car! Just kidding. No! I'm serious! You all get a free car!
...and my shoes taste just like chicken!
...and I...and I...I'm sorry! I forgot my line!
...and everyone here tonight gets a free cell phone!
...and I say the fork is superior to the chopstick!
...and I enjoy red meat!
...and Nickelodeon pays me to do this!
...and my belly button contains no lint!
...and I declare this month "National Blow Off Your Homework Month!"
...and in case of emergency, I can be used as a floatation device!
...and we're writing by the best writers Nick can afford!
...and I have no use for the metric system!
...and I have feet at the end of my legs!
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