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S1 E15

The Amanda Show · Season 1, Episode 15

A scene from “Unfinished Business”

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. See them? That's them.

Our next litigants are entering the courtroom. See the pants that guy's wearing? I have those same pants.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. I wonder if they have any gum.

Here come our next litigants. I bet one of them trips. [The defendant trips while walking] Told ya.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. I wish my name was Stephanie.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. I wish I'd gone to college.

This is a special emergency trial in Judge Trudy's classroom. The defendant: Miss DeBoat. The plaintiff: Rodney Rippy. My parents wish that I'd never been born.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. Women laugh at me.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. No one invites me to parties.

The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom. I'm a disappointment to my parents.

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