[Josh is playing rock, paper, scissors against himself in the mirror when Penelope shows up.]
Where's Amanda?! [Josh screams.] I said, "Where's Amanda, please?"
I...I don't know.
How very sad for you.
[She holds up a tuning fork with electricity inside it.]
No! Oh, please don't damage me! I'm just starting puberty! It's going to be a whole new world!
Wait!
What?!
You're an actor on The Amanda Show!
Yeah.
Perhaps you can be useful to me.
How?
Introduce me to Amanda!
You're crazy! I'll get fired!
I'll make it worth your while.
Huh?
You know, you scratch my back, I scratch yours.
Uh, okay. [He turns around.] Right between the shoulders.
No, brainless! [Slaps him on the butt.] I'm offering you a deal!
What kind of a deal?
[Penelope grabs Josh's hair to make him stand up, and he reacts to it.]
You introduce me to Amanda, and I will make your co-actor, Blake, disappear.
Drake? Why would I want Drake to disappear?
Think about it, simple boy. With Blake gone, you'll get to play all of his parts on the show.
Wow.
[Josh imagines himself in a Hillbilly Moment sketch, Tony Pajamas sketch, and Totally Kyle sketch, in the roles where Drake normally appears; the first two sketches air later in the episode.]
Well?
How do we get rid of Blake?
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