J. P. Lester in “Unfinished Business”

[hiding in a fireplace] Ready... set... [smoke appears and J. P. sniffs] Hey, what's that? Smells like something burning. [looks down] It is something burning! MMEEEE!!!

[J. P. jumps out of the fireplace and through the chimney. He falls through the sky, and lands in a birdbath.]

I must be losing my touch.