Umpire
Strike one!
Clyde
What do you mean, "strike"?!
Umpire
That's "str-" for "str-", and "-ike" for "-ike", "strike"!
Clyde
Yes, surely, of course.
Umpire
Strike two!
Clyde
"Strike two"?! Obviously, you are blind as a bat, sir.
Fan
KILL THE BUM!
Umpire
Strike three! You're out!
Fan
Out?! Why, you!
[The umpire and the fan get into a fight, with Clyde and Leonardo getting caught in the middle of it.]
Clyde
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope to be with you next week. But in the meantime, let me point out that relaxation is an art. One must work at it. Voila!
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