“How long have you owned the circus?” – Gomez, The Addams Family ... TV Quotes Database

How long have you owned the circus?

OWOscar Webber

Oh, I bought it three years ago, but this past season everything's gone wrong. The fat lady fell in love. Couldn't eat. Couldn't sleep. Lost two hundred and forty pounds.

Gomez

That could be noticeable.

OWOscar Webber

Then Marvin the midget... He got himself on a vitamin kick. Little punk started growing again.

Gomez

Oh, no.

OWOscar Webber

Yeah. I went along with it for awhile, but when he hit five feet eight, I had to fire him.

Gomez

Five feet eight. Had you thought of billing him as the world's tallest midget?

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