[Antony has been captured by the prison staff following the Queen's escape; thanks to a wish he made, Antony can hear Prince Wendell telepathically after his transformation into a dog]
We've searched every inch of the prison, but the Queen's gone, sir.
I have been the governor of this prison for twelve years. No prisoner has ever escaped before.
That's a very impressive record.
Whatever you do, Antony, don't tell him I'm a dog.
Why not?
Speak when you're spoken to!
Because the Queen has got some terrible plan. My whole kingdom may be in jeopardy. No one must know I'm helpless.
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HOW did the Queen ESCAPE?!
I'm telling you, I have no idea.
Then WHY were you found locked in her empty cell?!
I am an innocent victim. I have never been in trouble with the police my entire life.
Then why are you wearing handcuffs?
Well, because I'm wanted for armed robbery which I didn't have anything to do with either.
Oh, carry on, Antony. You're doing spectacularly well so far.
Look, look, I'm from a different dimension. I came here from a different dimension led by that dog, who is actually Prince Wendell.
Oh, I told you not to say that.
[visibly annoyed] Prince Wendell? Look. I can make you break rocks with your teeth for a hundred years.
I'm telling you, it's the truth.
That is the Queen's dog. She has been permitted to keep him in her cell for three years. Do not insult my intelligence.
I'm not, I'm telling you, it's the tru-- All right, fine, I'll prove it. Bark once if I'm telling the truth.
I have no intention of barking, Antony.
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