Britt Pollack quotes from Terriers

Britt Pollack

We frame a guy for a crime he did commit, and then somebody else comes along and frames him better? What, Captain Paranoid?! I mean, except about... The first part.

Britt Pollack

Holy shit! That’s the sex tape!

Hank Dolworth

Yep, porn on a phone.

Britt Pollack

iPorn!

Hank Dolworth

You what?

Britt Pollack

Aw, we've been in worse situations. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but they're there.

Hank Dolworth

No, not like this. I say we cut bait. And not like before. I mean we cut bait cut bait. We grab our fishing pole, we head down to San Philippe, and we throw away our fishing pole.

So you two are partners?

Britt Pollack

Well, we're only recognized in Vermont and Massachusetts.

Hank Dolworth

This thing itches.

Britt Pollack

That because it belongs to a rich person.

Britt Pollack

It smells like your bedroom in here.

Hank Dolworth

That was a one-night thing, quit bragging about it."

Britt Pollack

Okay, I'm gonna hit resume on the cruise control, pop the brake and then step back. You ready?

Hank Dolworth

Yeah, because I don't have to do anything.

Britt Pollack

...right.

Hank Dolworth

As someone who has been sober for a long time... you have to go get drunk. Get shit-faced.

Britt Pollack

You're the worst sponsor ever.

Britt Pollack

I had a ride, but he bailed on me.

Hank Dolworth

Sounds like you could use a new partner. And a new line of work.

Hank Dolworth

You do realize you don't have to go.

Britt Pollack

What?

Hank Dolworth

You don't have to go. I just take a left up here, hop on the freeway down to Mexico. In a couple of hours, we're sitting on the beach in Baja having margaritas.

Britt Pollack

You're gonna order a margarita?

Hank Dolworth

I'll fall off the wagon.

Britt Pollack

You'd do that for me?

Hank Dolworth

Yeah. And for another guy I know. [points to himself]