Simka and Latka in “Unfinished Business”

Simka

You were wonderful, you were charming, and you said your name was Vic.

Latka

Vic! Oooh, that - Vic! I am not Vic! I don't even like Vic! Listen, sit down, please! Tell me everything! What did you do with Vic last night?

Simka

You mean, you don't remember?

Latka

No.

Simka

[guilty] Well, I don't know what to say. I can't say that...

Latka

I knew it! You made love with Vic!

Simka

Well, I did, but...

Latka

You made love with another man right under my nose!

Simka

Well, there was no other way! Besides, that was you!

Latka

Was I clumsy? Did I whimper?

Simka

No, you were wonderful.

Latka

Then it wasn't me!