HHusband
Something needs to be done about that fire. Have you got the poker?
WWife
Yes.
HHusband
Well, let me have it.
WWife
What did you say?
HHusband
What are you, deaf? I said, let me have it.
WWife
Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!
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