I just figured since we're opening up veins, that maybe you wanted to talk about the guy you made sell his soul.
The guy who you then killed, right. That's the same guy were talking about?
I was a demon.
Oh you were a demon, I didn't realize that.
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How can you possibly blame Kate for fighting for her sister, we do it all the time.
Oh yeah, that's worked wonders for us.
We're still here, aren't we?
Yeah, but is it right?
I watched you die, and I carried you... I carried your corpse into your room, and I put your dead body onto your bed and then you just...
It's embarrassing you know.
What's embarrassing?
All of it. The note. Crowley. Everything.
Dean, you were a demon.
Oh I was a demon, I didn't realize.
Shut up.
Not to mention, I never said thank you. So...
You don't ever have to say that, not to me.
KKate
But, she can be saved.
No. Tasha's in too deep. You don't ever come back from that. Not ever.
Let's say you're right.
About What?
Everything. Maybe I'm not ready to hunt. But I am just trying to do the right thing, man. 'Cause I am so sick and tired of doing the wrong one.
I'm gonna throw up.
I mean I gotta say, it's kinda charming. The-the production value, and the... No? No. No. I'm gonna check for EMF, you-you look for, uh cursed objects.
What are they doing?
Oh, uh they're rehearsing the "B.M." scene.
The bowel movement scene?
No, the boy melodrama scene... You know the scene where the boys get together and their driving or leaning against Baby, drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. The two of them alone, but together -- bonded, united, the power of their-
Why are they standing so close together?
Reasons.
You know they're brothers, right?
Well duh. But subtext.
Why don't you take a sub-step back, ladies!
We do explore the nature of Destiel in Act Two.
Wha-- what's Destiel?
You know, Dean-slash-Castiel. I mean, it's all subtext, but you can't spell subtext without S-E-X.
[glares at the camera]
Alright, Shakespeare. You know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So, Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory... Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin; they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell, which nearly cost him his life. And Dean... he became a demon. A Knight of Hell actually.
Wow.
Yup.
That is some of the worst fan-fiction I have ever heard. I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I'll have to send you some links later.
Destiel? Shouldn't it be Dee-stiel? And what about Sastiel? Samstiel?
Casdean?
Shut your face. Get in the car.
Yeah. You're right. If Sam and Dean were real, they wouldn't back down from a fight, especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam. There's nothing he can't do.
MMaeve
Okay, we're through the looking glass here people. Prep the wendigo set, let's prep the priest costumes, and Sarah get our understudies into hair and make-up.
Dean? You never should've thrown this away.
[hands him the Samulet prop]
It never really worked. I don't need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.
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