DSDean's Voicemail
Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.
Oh well, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should have picked up, right. Big brother's probably dead.
Shut up.
He said "shut up" to me.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Real interaction again, I miss that! The rapier wit - the wittier rape - come on, I'll be good, I'll even help you solve your little Nancy Drew mystery or whatever.
A demon summoning; why?
Why? To summon a demon, jackass.
[As Sam gets hit behind the head]
Ay caramba! Mi Cabeza!
JJeffrey
I was a wreck, an emotional shell, a drunk. I was suicidal.
I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?
He was a psychopath, Sam. That's what they do all the time is act. Act like they're normal. Act like they're not balls to the wall crazy.
No, no, Sam. No nap for you, Sammy.
[Sam presses on his left palm.]
Oh, come on, don't do that. Let's talk, Sam. I always enjoyed our special little chats. Don't you want to talk?
[Sam presses harder on his left palm.]
Yeah, look at that. Something's definitely different now, isn't it? You let me in. You wanted me, partner. So you think you can use your little tricks to banish me again... [snaps finger]...like that? No. I do believe I've got you, bunk buddy. Got my finger wiggling around in your brainpan.
[Flames leap up on the bed around SAM. He flinches and twitches]
Come on, Sammy! Come on! Say it with me now. Goooooood morning, Vietnam!
What, are you going for, like, the Guinness record of caffeine consumption? That's like your fifth this morning.
Yeah, well, every time I close my eyes, Lucifer is yelling into my head. It's like I let him in once, now I can't get rid of him.
You know he's not actually...
Yeah. Yeah, no. I know. Uh, try telling that to the volume control inside my brain.
Dancers. They are toe shoes full of crazy.
And you would know this how?
I saw Black Swan. Twice. Hot tutu-on-tutu action. Come on, Sam, what's wrong with you?
Wow. The depths of your...
Could be a dead end, but I hear they have good coffee in Portland.
Dude, that's Seattle.
(about the ballet shoes) Do they... look like they're... your size?
Shut up.
Wait, a-are you –
Getting the strong urge to Prince Siegfried myself into oblivion? Yes.
You really did see "Black Swan."
You okay there, Baryshnikov?!
Yeah.. Yeah, I'm "pas de done."
Hey, with enough curse mojo you can turn a freaking pencil into a weapon of mass destruction.
You know, I wonder how old porn kills you.
Pretty sure you don't want to know.
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