Supernatural · Season 1
I don't think you're in a position to be giving suggestions, Alright? I think you're one tinfoil hat away from a rubber room.
Did I mention you look awful?
Yes. Maybe because someone I cared about just got shot in the head and this is like shoving a rock up a hill.. And...screw you.
Here's my advice you didn't ask for: quit.
I'm not gonna quit. That's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother.
Okay then, fine. Do what I did.
[scoffs] What? go native? Stock up on C-rations?
No, cupcake. What I did when I was 26 and came home to find my wife and two kids gutted on the floor. Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you're alive and that's your job. Then do it again the next week.
So, fake it?
I call it being professional. Do it right, with a smile, or don't do it.
You could too, you know. Go to college. Be a hunter slash pediatrician.
Ever know anyone who left the life?
No - they all get killed first.
What century is this? No one fist bumps anymore.
C'mon. Give it up!
You're a dweeb
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut, 'cause reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.
It's called anime. And it's an art form.
How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.
What, you going to look at more anime or are you strictly into Dick now?
Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?
Why do you think I went after Capone in the first place? Guy made the best hooch in Chicago.
Let's go kill that bastard. Because that...
(Imitating Sean Connery) Is the Chicago way.
Chicago way?
Who the hell talks like that?
Sean Connery.
So what bucket of syrup did you two idjits step into?
Boo hoo, cry me a river, ya nancy! Tell me, are all hunters as soft as you in the future?
So enjoy it while it lasts, kid, 'cause hunting's the only clarity you're gonna find in this life. And that makes you luckier than most.
Chronos You want to know your future? I know your future. It's covered in thick black ooze. It's everywhere... They're everywhere... Enjoy oblivion.
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