Yeah, you know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my piehole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hi, Sam. Long time, no spooning.
That’s 12 hours straight. I’m calling that rested. Here - hydrate and, um, protein-ate.
Breakfast in bed.
Don’t get used to it.
Well now wait, I got it. Why would the Devil holodeck you a whole new life when he could just kick your ass all over the Cage?
‘Cause, as he puts it...
SHSam and Hallucifer Together
You can’t torture someone who has nothing left for you to take away.
Very good, Sam.
Okay, fine. But this Malibu dream mansion that he, he, he makes for you to take away is this post-apocalyptic mess?
It had to be a mess, Sam, or you wouldn’t believe it was your life.
Wait. Are you seeing him right now?
[Sam nods.]
You know that he’s not real. Right?
He says the same thing about you.
Course. You just lost one of the best friends you ever had, your brother's in the bell jar, and purgatory's most wanted are surfing the sewer lines, but you know, yeah, I get it. You're fine.
HMrs Hackett
Did you know a study showed that 3/4 of doctors cheat on their exams? He might not know your appendix from your vagina.
If you think I'm leaving you here alone...
Hey, what am I, chopped brains on toast?
Either Sheriff Mills is having an ObamaCare insured opium dream, or something's eating folks down at Sioux Falls General Hospital.
Why can't they scream?
GDr Gaines
Oh, I severed their vocal chords, of course. It was a delicate procedure, but very doable.
SJSheriff Jodie Mills
Bobby Singer - my hero!
That's the roofies talking
I am your flesh-and-blood brother, okay? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time. You got away. We got you out, Sammy. Believe in that. Believe me, okay? You gotta believe me. You've gotta make it stone number one and build on it.
You cannot be in that crater back there. I can't… If you're gone, I swear I am gonna strap my Beautiful Mind brother into the car and I'm gonna drive us off the pier.
Where's the pie?
You got cake. That's close enough, right?
Look, seems to me that Sam's head ain't no different than your leg. People heal on a curve.
Not diff--?! Bobby, I get this thing off in five days, I'm golden. Sam's not a curve, he's a freakin' time-bomb!
It ain't like he's keeping secrets. What you see is what you get, so what's so nuts about calling an upswing?
Because that's not how it works, Bobby, ever. Alright? Especially not with Sam. The other shoe is gonna drop, it's just a matter of when.
All the coolest people are freaks.
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