Well, thinking about fairy tales.
Oh, that's... That's nice. You think about fairy tales often?
No, Dean, I'm talking about the murders. A guy and a girl hiking through the woods, an old lady tries to eat them. That's Hansel and Gretel.
Then we've got the three brothers, arguing over how to build houses, attacked by the Big, Bad Wolf.
Actually, those guys were a little chubby. Oh wait, I thought all those things ended with, uh, everyone living happily ever after.
No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kind of like the.. the folklore of its day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism. Now, it got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and bedtime stories.
So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That's a little crazy.
Crazy as what? Every day of our lives?
[staring at frog on the road] Yeah, you're right, that's completely normal.
All right, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. I'll tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog.
[gesturing to pumpkin on porch] Hey, check that out.
Yeah? It's close to Halloween.
Remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
Hey, Bela, how'd you get like this? Huh? What, your daddy not give you enough hugs or something?
I don't know. Your daddy give you enough? Don't you dare look down your nose at me. You're no better than I am.
[scoffs] Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer. [Dean looks over to Sam] Whereas I, on the other hand, I get paid to do a job, and I do it. So you tell me, which is healthier?
Bela, why don't you just leave? We've got work to do.
Yeah. You're "o" for two. Bang up job so far.
That vampire's still out there, Dean.
About that, when we find him, or if he finds us.
Well I'm just saying, he's not leaving us a whole lot of options.
Yeah, I know. We've gotta kill him.
Really? Just like that? I thought you would have been like, "No, we can't, he's a human, it's wrong."
No I'm done. I mean Gordon's not gonna stop until we're dead. Or 'til he is.
You know what, man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick.
Whoa, whoa, kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.
What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm going to die? You know what, I've got one. [picks up notepad] Let's see, what rhymes with, "Shut up, Sam"?
Dude. [knocks the notepad out of Dean's hand] Drop the attitude, Dean. Quit turning everything into a punchline. And you know something else? Stop trying to act like you're not afraid.
You're lying. And you may as well drop it cause I can see right through you.
You've got no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, I do. You're scared, Dean. You're scared because your year is running out, and you're still going to Hell, and you're freaked.
And how do you know that?
Yeah, because I've been following you around my entire life! I mean, I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean! Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So, yeah, I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world. And this... is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't blame you. It's just...
It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. 'Cause... just 'cause.
