Crowley and Amara in “Unfinished Business”

Crowley

Now, what were we just chatting about?

Amara

How when God created mankind, He really screwed it up.

Crowley

Language! Is that any way for a primal force to speak?

Amara

Every time I take in a soul, I feel how much emptiness there is.

Crowley

Yes.

Amara

God made a world where people have to suffer, and then they die.

Crowley

Unfortunately.

Amara

But frankly, why would they want to live in such a world?

Crowley

I salute your insight, cupcake. Yes, God's plan is hideously flawed. But you and I together? Well, we can shape things to our own world view. A place where, like the dinosaur, virtue is extinct, where the very air that we breathe is pure evil. Would you like that?

Amara

Would you? You'd really be happy if everyone was evil?

Crowley

Well... actually, now I come to think of it, if everyone was dark and damned, wouldn't be much of a challenge. Watching a human reject the light and embrace depravity... yes, well, that's where the gratification really is. Never gets old. This bemuses you?

Amara

Good, evil, heaven, hell, people... it all seems so unimportant.

Crowley

Well, I don't know that I'd say that.

Amara

I don't think you're seeing the big picture.

Crowley

Meaning, what exactly?

Amara

Guess what, Uncle Crowley? I'm hungry.