Supernatural quotes

Dean

Well, now we know. Paper beats Golem, fire beats undead Nazi zombie freaks.

Dean

I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam. It remembers me.

Dean

We've been down roads like this before, man. With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer, Dick Friggin Roman ... we both know where this ends: one of us dies. Or worse.

Sam

So you just up and decided it's going to be you.

Dean

I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not. You've always been the brains of this operation. And you told me yourself, you see a way out. You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don't. But I tell you what I do know, is that I'm going to die with a gun in my hand. Because that's what I have waiting for me, that's all I have waiting for me. I want you to get out. I wantyou to have a life, become a Man of Letters, whatever. You with a wife, kids, and grandkids, livin' til you're fat and bald and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending and it's the only one I'm gonna get. So I'm gonna do these trials and I'm gonna do them alone. End of story. You're staying here, I'm going out there. If landshark comes knocking, you call me. If you try to follow me, I'll put a bullet in your damn leg.

Sam

Closing the gates. It's a suicide mission for you. I want to slam hell shut too, okay? But I want to survive it. I want to live. And so should you. You have friends up here, family, hell, you even got your own room now! You were right, kay? I see light at the end of the tunnel and I'm sorry you don't. I am. But it's there. And if you come with me, I can take you to it.

Dean

Sam, be smart.

Sam

I am. And so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius. When it comes to lore, you're the best damn hunter I've ever seen. Better than me, better than Dad. I believe in you, Dean, so please, please, believe in me too.

Sam

I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Dean

Curly was a freakin' genius.

Sam

I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

Dean

It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!

Sam

[to Dean] By the way, I gotta hand it to you. It's been fifteen hours since Portia mentioned her ... night with James and not one bestiality joke out of you.

Sam

Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn't track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we'd find her a home in the morning?

Dean

She can stay the night.

Dean

Of course, he's got the booga booga on his side.

Sam

Or it wouldn’t be the first free pass we’ve given, Dean.

Dean

I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.

Sam

Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

Dean

Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.

Sam

Uhh... we need to think. Dean, what do we know of that has...uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?

Dean

I don't know--you?

Dean

(after being referred to as 'Ghostbusters') Well, due to the fact that your son is currently, albeit temporarily, dead, I'm gonna let that one slide.

[prepares to shoot Zeus with one of her arrows] You were once my father. Now your somebody else. [fires but Zeus pulls Prometheus in the way]

[to Prometheus] I never grow tired of watching you die! Your boy is going on the mountain.

Dean

Cass, you got your ears on? Listen, you know I am not one for praying, 'cause in my book it's... it's the same as begging. But this is about Sam, so I need you to hear me. We are going into this deal blind... and I don't now what's ahead. Or what it's gonna bring for Sam. Now, he's covering pretty good, but I know that he is hurting, and this one was supposed to be on me.So, for all that we've been through, I'm asking you... you keep a lookout for my little brother, okay?

Meg

Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?