I'll admit, it could be in the general vicinity of the ballpark of our kind of thing.
Yeah, uh, "didn't match anything human" usually seals the deal for me.
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Anyway, I--I left the flask over here the other night.
LLydia
Yes, I found it. It was so beat up and old, I almost tossed it.
Yeah, well, the guy it belonged to was beat-up and old, too. But I was very close with him and I'd hate to lose it.
I know Bobby's got a Grecian encyclopedia of weird in here. I saw it last time I was looking through this stupid... Would it kill him to have a system?
He has a system. His files are set up like his brain.
MMorrison
Wherever did you get it?
Uh, uh, uh crazy drunk old genius.
MMorrison
Yeah, they always have the good stuff.
EEmma
You're a good man. My mother told me that.
I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me you would seriously doubt it's true.
You know what? Bobby was right. Your head's not in it, man. When Cass died you were wobbly, but now..
Now what? Oh, what, you're dealing with this so perfect? Yeah! News flash, pal. You're just as screwed up as I am! You're just...bigger.
....What?!
I don't know...
Look.. Dean, the thing is, tonight it... It almost got you killed. Now, I don't care how you deal. I really, really don't. But just don't.. don't get killed.
So, we got dick on Dick?
That's a vivid way of putting it.
Hey, you spawn a monster baby and see how quick you want to dive back in the pool.
So what are we looking for? Octovamp? Vamptopus?
Shark week man. How do you not watch that? Whole week of sharks!
You scared of robots?
TTyler
(points to his eyes) They have laser eyes!
CCliff
If this is about the meth lab that fireballed up in Butte, it wasn't me. Okay, it was my brother, but, um, we got the same fingerprints.
[Sam pulls up to where Dean is waiting and gets out of the car, soaking wet and covered with glitter.]
[trying to be nonchalant] Hey. We ready? [off Dean's look, he sighs and spreads his arms] Okay, just say it.
[cracking up] I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.
[trying to contain his laughter] Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Which time?
No, I mean it. Leaving you there on your own, that was a dick move.
You know what? I actually feel pretty good about it. Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos was therapeutic.
You faced your fears.
And now what more could a clown possibly do to me?
Pay attention to me, I'm bored!
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