One...two...three! [Opens locker to reveal a meowing cat]
[Lets out a long, exceedingly girly scream] That was scary!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What are we doing?
We're hunting a ghost.
A ghost. Exactly. Who does that?
Us.
Us, right. And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we... we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We... are insane! You know, then there’s the bad diner food and the--and the skeevy motel rooms and the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously! I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me, eight hours a day every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and I- and I-I sing along, I'm annoying, I know that. And you... you're gassy! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! I mean, you know what, you can forget it.
Dean, where're you going?
Stay away from me Sam, okay? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the-and the-and the Hell Hounds and the Ghost Sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. I quit.
Yeah. How you feeling, by the way?
Fine.
You sure, Dean? 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
I'm fine. What? You want to go hunt? I'll hunt... I'll kill anything.
[playfully] Awwww.
[equally playful] He's adorable.
Really? After that guy choked down all those razor blades?
It's Halloween, man.
Yeah. For us, every day is Halloween.
Don't be a downer. Anything interesting?
The decision's been made.
[chuckles] By a mud monkey.
You shouldn't call them that.
Ah, it's what they are. Savages. Just plumbing on two legs.
You're close to blasphemy. There's a reason we were sent to save him. He has potential. He may succeed here. And any rate, it's out of our hands.
It doesn't have to be.
And what would you suggest?
That we drag Dean Winchester out of here, then we blow this insignificant pinprick off the map.
You know our true orders. Are you prepared to disobey?
TTracy
My love.
SSamhain
You've aged.
TTracy
This face... I can't fool you.
SSamhain
Your beauty is beyond time. [snaps her neck] Whore.
The only reason you're still alive, Sam Winchester, is because you've been useful. But the moment that ceases to be true, the second you become more trouble than you're worth... One word. One. And I will turn you to dust. As for your brother, tell him that maybe he should climb off of that high horse of his. Ask Dean what he remembers from Hell.
Let me guess. You're here for the, "I told you so."
No.
Well, good, 'cause I'm really not that interested.
I am not here to judge you, Dean.
Then why are you here?
Our orders--
Yeah, you know, I've had about enough of these orders of yours--
Our orders were not to stop the summoning of Samhain. They were to do whatever you told us to do.
Your orders were to follow my orders?
It was a test, to see how you would perform under... battlefield conditions, you might say.
It was a witch, not the Tet Offensive. So I uh- failed your test, huh? I get it. But you know what? If you would have waved that-that magic time traveling wand of yours and we had to do it all over again, I'd make the same call. 'Cause, see, I don't know what's gonna happen when these Seals are broken. Hell, I don't even know what's gonna happen tomorrow. But what I do know is, that this, here? These kids, the swings, the trees? All of it is still here because of my brother and me.
You misunderstand me Dean. I'm not like you think, I was praying that you would choose to save the town.
You were?
These people, they're all my Father's creations. They're works of art, and yet, even though you stopped Samhain, the Seal was broken and we are one step closer to Hell on Earth, for all creation. Now, that's not an expression Dean. It's a literal. You, of all people, should appreciate what that means. Can I tell you something, if you promise not to tell another soul?
Okay.
I'm not a... hammer as you say. I have questions, I... I have doubts. I don't know what is right and what is wrong, anymore, whether you passed or failed here. But in the coming months you will have more decisions to make. I don't envy the weight that's on your shoulders, Dean. I truly don't.
It just doesn't make any sense, Dean. I mean, why would Uriel tell me you remembered Hell, if you didn't?
Maybe because he's a dick. Might have something to do with it.
Oh, come on. Aren't you a little bit tempted?
No. Wouldn't be real. Wouldn't trust it.
I don't know. That bear seemed pretty real.
Yeah.
Come on, if you could wish yourself back, you know, before it all started. Think about it. You'd be some big yuppie lawyer with a nice car and a white picket fence.
Not what I'd wish for.
Seriously?
It's too late to go back to our old lives, Dean. I'm not that guy anymore.
All right, well, what, then? Hmm? What would Sammy wish for?
Lilith's head on a plate. Bloody.
Dean, wake up!
What? I'm up. What?
Sleep well?
Yeah. Tan, rested, and ready.
Dean, come on, man. You think I can't see it?
See what?
The nightmares, the drinking. I'm with you 24/7. I know something's going on.
Sam, please.
Uriel wasn't lying, but you are. You remember Hell, don't you?
What do you want from me, huh? What?
The truth, Dean. I mean, I'm your brother. I-I just wish you'd talk to me.
Careful what you wish for.
Cute.
Come on, can we stow the couples therapy, huh? We're on a job. I want to work. What do you got? Please?
WWesley
"Be careful what you wish for." You know who says that? Good looking jerks like you guys, the ones who've got it so easy because you happen to be handsome.
SDSam and Dean
Easy?
WWesley
Yeah. Women -- Women look at you, right? They notice you.
Believe us, we do not have it easy.
We are miserable. We never get what we want. In fact, we have to fight tooth and nail just to keep whatever it is we've got.
But you know what? Maybe that's the whole point, Wes.
Yeah, people are people 'cause they're miserable bastards, 'cause they never get what they really want.
Right, yeah, you get what you want, you get crazy.
Just take a look at Michael Jackson, hmm? Or Hasselhoff.
You were right.
About what?
I shouldn't have lied to you. I do remember everything that happened to me in the Pit. Everything.
So, tell me about it.
No. I won't lie anymore, but I'm not going to talk about it.
Dean, look, you can't just shoulder this thing alone. You've gotta let me help.
How? Do you really think that a little heart-to-heart, some sharing and caring, is gonna change anything? Hmm? Somehow... heal me? I'm not talking about a bad day here.
I know that.
The things that I saw.... there aren't words. There is no forgetting. There's no making it better. Because it is right here... forever. You wouldn't understand. And I could never make you understand. So I am sorry.
You're not pissed we're going after the girl; you're pissed Ruby threw us the tip.
Right, 'cause as far as you're concerned that Hell-bitch is practically family. Boy, something major must have happened while I was downstairs, 'cause I come back and you're--and you're BFF with a demon?
I told you, Dean, she helped me go after Lilith.
Well, thanks for the thumbnail. Real vivid. You want to fill in a little detail?
Sure, Dean, let's trade stories. You first: how was Hell? Don't spare the details.
That's Revelations.
ASAnna's Doctor
Since when does the Book of Revelations have jack-o-lanterns?
It's, a uh... a little-known translation.
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