[Jay confronts a drunk Bradin.]
JJay
You should be careful of man eating lawn chairs. They have a nasty habit of jumping out at you. Especially when you can't walk a straight line.
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ISIan Straub
You might want to count to 10 before leaving Ian Straub.
You might want to put a little safety zone between yourself and Ava Gregory.
I'm taking her back to Kansas. That will get her out of her room.
JJay
Sure it will and she will have learned that if you throw a big enough tantrum the world will bend to your will.
And the fact that that happens to be true is something she is much too young to know.
I can't believe the waiter bought that line.
SSarah
I can't believe you find it so inconcievable that we are celebrating our three year anniversary.
And have a baby to rush home too? C'mon...
[Having hurt his foot, Bradin gets a Band-Aid from the lifeguard.]
Cowboys?
DDoctor
I also have Barbie.
[to Ava] Okay. When your dad says don't see that boy who's the first boy you wanna see?
I think that would've been me.
ASAva, Susannah
Yeah.
I don't have to get naked, do I?
For a facial...no.
Good morning.
Ahh! You scared me!
Guess I did. Glad I didn't do what I originally planned which was jump out of the closet with a knife.
You don't have to do this, if you don't want to
Who says I don't want to?
[to Patrick] Hey, easy there, slick.
You called me a jellyfish.
I guess you didn't hear what I said next. I said that you were the best jellyfish in the entire ocean.
Is that supposed to be a complement?
AAmber
(to Nikki) What you would want me to say. That you and Cameron are really tight and you didn't want to diss him in front of that creep Patrick.
I got offered a job today. A real job.
As apposed to your fake job with Ava?
Okay. Cameron seems to have forgotten that I'm still alive, and that leaves me down to one friend in this seaside community and guess who that is... Amber.
Amber, interesting. The girl you almost killed at the beach party?
The very same. Ironic, huh?
It's no wonder I haven't had a date since the Jurassic.
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