Ava quotes from Summerland

Ava

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Ava

I love you, I am totally and completely in love with you

Ava

Johnny, you could move out and move back in ten thousand times and would not change the way that I feel. Anything can happen, I mean if any two people know that its us. I just, I don't want to keep going round and round, and I don't wanna fight with you anymore.

Ava

I know.

You might want to count to 10 before leaving Ian Straub.

Ava

You might want to put a little safety zone between yourself and Ava Gregory.

Ava

I'm taking her back to Kansas. That will get her out of her room.

Sure it will and she will have learned that if you throw a big enough tantrum the world will bend to your will.

Susannah

And the fact that that happens to be true is something she is much too young to know.

Susannah

[to Ava] Okay. When your dad says don't see that boy who's the first boy you wanna see?

Johnny

I think that would've been me.

Yeah.

Nikki

I don't have to get naked, do I?

Ava

For a facial...no.

Susannah

Good morning.

Ava

Ahh! You scared me!

Susannah

Guess I did. Glad I didn't do what I originally planned which was jump out of the closet with a knife.

Ava

Yesterday, I found his lufa in the tub!

Great, now I have to spend the rest of my life thinking about Simon with a lufa.

I suspected he exfoliated.

Ava

I do not know if I can compete with ice cream and Oreos but here goes. If Cameron says it's not about you, maybe it isn't.

Nikki

Maybe but he isn't talking.

Ava

He's a guy. They often take the emotionally inarticulate route.

Susannah

[to Nikki and Cameron] Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Ava

Go ahead, enjoy yourselves.

Susannah

What did I say?

Ava

Do you have to shine a light on their raging hormones?