Twelve hundred dollars I gotta give to abstinence people?
Twelve hundred and one.
Alright, do it, and can you find me some non-profit organization that fundamentally does the opposite of what these guys do, so I can donate an equal amount to them, and make it a wash?
That means an organization that encourages people to have sex?
It's L.A. You should be able to throw a rock and hit one.
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