Chief-o!
How's the leg?
Better! Though I'm pretty sure my football career is over. [Offers half his sandwich] Hey, you want some of this? There's no way I'm gonna finish it.
No. I'm, uh, I'm on a diet.
Well, you're a better man than me. Hey, I got a little something for you.
[He hands him an envelope; Hopper opens it to find an altered birth certificate for Eleven, naming her as Jane "Hopper"]
Congratulations, Pops.
I thought...
Sometimes, I impress even myself. Still, I'd let things cool off for a while, if I were you.
How long's a while?
You wanna be safe, I'd give it a year.
A year? [He takes the sandwich and bites into it] What about one night out?
One night?
Yeah. How risky would that be?
What's so important about one night?
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