You were right, Vaughn, that guy cannot be trusted.
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It's all a set up. Victor Pearson is checking out the school tonight.
[hearing noises from Josie and Professor Z in the other room] Sounds like we may have rats. Large ones.
First grade was the best five years of Stew's life.
I suppose you're wondering why I'm telling you this.
Because they pay you?
Excellent, Lucas. No! Because this man [points to Marshall] is the poster child for disease transmission.
Sick building syndrome?
Right. SBS. It's a very common problem in new buildings.
But this building's over 150 years old.
Yes. But when it was built, it was new.
Okay, Corrine, Vaughn, you come with me to check out the basement. Josie, Lucas, get rubber gloves and whatever else you think you need to protect yourselves and start checking out that server.
You're loving this, aren't you?
I'm in my happy place. Let's move.
I know what you're thinking. I'm begging you - I can still fix this.
If I felt we could save it, we would never do what we're about to do. [Marshall winces.] DIRTY SERVER, COMING THROUGH!
Hey, Marshall. You almost done cleaning up the second floor?
Next time Durst gives me a choice between mopping goo and a month of detention, I'm taking the detention.
[to Katya as he passes Josie and Corrine] Hey, babe.
[to Corrine] Please tell me he did not just say that to us.
Z just told me. If it's true, what's Vaughn's middle name?
VAVaughn, as Lucas
Jodie.
And when's your birthday?
VAVaughn, as Lucas
June 17th.
What is up with you and Madison?
VAVaughn, as Lucas
None of your business.
Okay, final question, something Lucas couldn't possible know: it's third and long, and you're on you're own, 30 yard line, what do you do?
VAVaughn, as Lucas
Fake hand-off, reverse wide, throw long.
It is true. Your middle name's Jodie? [snickers]
LALucas, as Vaughn
Tell me you're having some luck with that thing?
I can't - looks like a problem with the circuit board.
Professor Z's trying to hunt one down.
Well, the good news is that I found a German company that can make the replacement circuit board.
VAVaughn, as Lucas
And the bad news?
It'll take three months to get here.
LALucas, as Vaughn
Three months?
We'll have to fix it our selves.
LALucas, as Vaughn
I don't really have to go to Victor Pearson's house, do I?
Just try to act normal
LALucas, as Vaughn
Normal left the building a long time ago.
[to Corrine] What? I always put on lipgloss.
[Corrine gives her a look]
Well, when I'm acting.
Best part about being you - no question, being popular. You go.
Let's see, best part about being you... reading. Oh, and uh, kissing Josie was okay.
Wait, you got my first kiss? How was I?
Well, I think she likes you.
You mean she likes you. You're the one she kissed.
Yes, but those were your lips doing the work.
Well, they were worth it.
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