[to Professor Z] So you're saying we grew a Josie from a petri dish? Does this mean we all get an "A"?
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You should ask her.
Yeah right, like she's going to listen to me.
But it doesn't matter. You can listen to her. And I mean really listen - no judging and defending. Really listen. Because however much history you have with her, she has the same with you.
Yesterday, Lucas changed his future by cheating his friends, now he doesn't have any.
We have a problem, the school is going to disappear.
Let's recap what I know.
Well, I became invisible, Lucas aged sixty five years, Corrine lived the same day over and over, Josie and Vaughn went back in time.
What we know is that the school has issues.
I'm telling you it's all connected.
Okay. But how?
I don't know. But if we're listing the strange things at this school, don't forget about the black hole.
You were saying something about a wormhole?
Yes, we were discussing... wormholes... as part of our discussion... on, uh, worms.
I see. [referring to Professor Z's drawing on the chalkboard] What's that drawing on the board?
ZProfessor Zachary
This is the hole... where the worms live.
I wanted to discuss Vaughn's progress.
Very well. He is progressing, isn't he?
Yes and no.
Well, which is it?
Both. Kind of.
I can't believe he plays guitar!
I can't believe how many girls dig guitar players!
I can't believe how good he is!
I can't believe you're not in class.
I can't believe how much trouble I'm in.
Big memories are called islands of memories.
Like scoring the winning touchdown.
Or winning your first science medal.
Or your first pair of big-boy underwear.
[Everyone stares at him]
Like it wasn't big to you guys!
And that is how Mendel used pea plants to explain demonstrate how traits are inherited when they reproduce.
Reproduce. How does that work?
Reproduction. You know, the birds and the bees.
Explain it to me.
There is no way I am giving him the talk. My dad had a hard enough time explaining it to me.
Where did I get my degree? That's a good question... do you have any others?
... What did you say?
[Z sees Josie holding a pen at the window]
Pen!
Yes, the University of Pennsylvania, my alma mater as well.
Yeah, that's where I went. I just remembered, I graduated magna cum laud. Go, Quakers!
... Yes, go, Quakers.
Congratulations, Professor, and Professor... Zachary, we'll be keeping an eye on you.
Yes... Go, Quakers!
Go, Quakers.
[to Vaughn] I thought you were some kind of super jock.
Blake Holsey has to be perfect. We can start with your office, Professor Zachary. It always looks like a hurricane hit it in there.
Chaos theory? Why read about it when the school's living it?
JThe Janitor
The school is beyond chaos...
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