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Professor Zachary! Is that... Lucas? Wh-what..? He's dressed like the Invisible Man!
I'm... doing a lesson on the science of H.G. Wells' stories...
He's some kind of teacher, huh, Principal Durst?
I just wish I knew what kind...
[Looking at the cracked mirror]
Not exactly 100%, is it?
But, very Picasso.
[Everyone is standing on their heads]
It's a proven way to enhance your creativity.
Explore solutions from a different point of view.
Can we get down now? My head hurts.
Where I come from, we do the same technique in scientific investigation. Only, we talk through the problem from an upside-down perspective.
Proving that science is creative and the arts are scientific.
Wait, wait, the mirror wasn't broken when you went through it. You need a new one!
Josie, that's brilliant! Kind of like the other you, except you're a skater-chick who hates pink.
No way!
Plus you have a thing for Vaughn. [to Vaughn] And you're the captain of the football team, plus you get Ds in English.
It's my best subject.
Lucas, you're a conspiracy freak. And you get bullied by a guy named Kubiak.
[laughs] Stew? I'm directing him in Hamlet.
[to Z] And you are a very fine scientist and our friend.
I'm glad.
And what about me?
You don't talk about your emotions. You're kind of a hustler and a chemistry whiz.
Chemistry... I like that.
Thank you, you have given me so much and I couldn't have done it without you.
You came here with enormous potential. I hope you spend the rest of your life trying to achieving it - using both sides of your brain.
That can't be... but it is. The bar has less than 1 calorie of food energy.
I think we're supposed to eat 2000 calories a day. No wonder Vaughn lost weight - he might has well have eaten air.
That's right. It's also impossible.
Impossible that he was eating air?
Impossible that the bar contains less than 1 calorie of food energy. Around here that can only mean one thing.
I examined some cells from Vaughn's mark. They're from an anaesthetic - the same anaesthetic used by Dionaea muscipula to stun its insect victims.
So you believe me now?
Yes.
The movie's getting out. Are they still in there?
Yeah.
We can't just attack Diana, can we?
We can - with this. [holds up icing bag] I ground up some garbonzo cheese loaf.
You had that two weeks ago!
I found it in the back of my fridge.
Bacteria city...
Bacteria will neutralize Diana...
Let's go.
We're doomed!
Let's not be overly dramatic.
There is so much that you have done wrong here, starting with using deception to get to Tyler. However, recriminations can wait for later, right now we have to figure out how to get the camera out of Josie.
It left her stomach a few minutes ago. Now it's zipping through her bloodstream like a Ferrari.
Is the answer bacon?
No, Stew, the answer is not bacon.
Marshall, promise me you will never, EVER, write another prediction as long as you live.
Done!
Good. Thank you for saving my life, now will you get off me?!
Miss Durst, may I see you in my office, please?
Why? What's all the stink about?
[science class bursts out laughing]
Now.
[to Josie] And I do care if you're not in my classes.
"Care", as in personally, or I'll get punished if I do it again?
Both.
Incredible...
Professor Z, please stop starting at us like we were lab rats.
I'm sorry, I can't help it... what I mean, don't panic... we're deal with this.
I've got an idea - how about two of us grab onto Vaughn and the other two grab onto Corrine and we yank as hard as we can?
Lucas, that is a profoundly bad idea.
Professor Z, are you sure this is a good idea?
It's a good a place to start at any. Olive oil is a natural lubricant.
But even if it works, how are we going to apply that to Vaughn and Corrine? Coat them in olive oil?
[Z looks up, alarmed]
One step at a time, 'kay, Josie?
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