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Stingers · Season 1, Episode 1

“Ratcatcher” quotes from Stingers

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“Ratcatcher” · Season 1, Episode 1

In this episode: PETER (4), MAC (2), OSCAR (1), BERNIE (1)

[Peter had just gotten back from an undercover operation and is about to met Kaye. Oscar is talking to Kaye when Mac and Pete walk up together.]

We've been talking about you

Well there you go

The male ego never ceases to amaze me

What’s wrong with the male ego

I'm not allowed to say - secret woman’s business, it's how we stay on top

Been taking those Germaine Greer tablets again

*confused* Pardon

You're showing your age you know

[Mac gives him a dirty look and keeps walking]

[Pete was punched at the start of the episode, in a sting, by a cop to make it look more real. Pete is now in a pub with Ron Gallagher, the target, and the police officer makes an appearence]

CCOP (to Pete)

Hey wanker, how’s the eye

RRON

Who’s that friggin smartass

CCOP

Don't worry I won't tell a soul

Don't worry he's a cop

[Pete gets up and walks towards him. He punches the cop in the face then grabs his shirt and talks into his ear]

I'm working Dickhead

[Pete punches him again this time in the stomach, the cop is lying on the floor gasping for breath]

Authentic enough for you

I'm not wearing a wire

Then how can we back you up

From a distance

I don't like it

I'm playing it safe

That’s a matter of opinion

You're aiding and abetting a robbery I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go

Were not arresting anyone... I'm um…. bonding. Isn't that what you wanted

[Mac smiles]

MMAC (blokey voice)

then take em to a footy match

PPETER (laughing)

Come on we're on a roll. I'm in on a robbery, thumped a cop

I want you to wear a wire

[Garry is Ron Gallagher’s brother]

RRON

Get your gear off

GGARRY

Ron, what are you doing

RRON

What if he's a pig

GGARRY

He's a thieving bastard

RRON

He's a smart thieving bastard, get your gear off

[Pete takes all his clothes off. Standing in front of Ron and Garry naked]

See anything you like

RRON

Nah you’re not my type

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