PETERMac, We all live lies. Some of us are just more honest about it.
A character in Stingers
Played by Peter Phelps
Stingers · 41 quotes
Most-quoted character in Stingers: in 17 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: MAC (7), ANGIE (3), BERNIE (3)
PETERMac, We all live lies. Some of us are just more honest about it.
[Peter had just gotten back from an undercover operation and is about to met Kaye. Oscar is talking to Kaye when Mac and Pete walk up together.]
We've been talking about you
PETERWell there you go
The male ego never ceases to amaze me
PETERWhat’s wrong with the male ego
I'm not allowed to say - secret woman’s business, it's how we stay on top
PETERBeen taking those Germaine Greer tablets again
*confused* Pardon
PETERYou're showing your age you know
[Mac gives him a dirty look and keeps walking]
[Pete was punched at the start of the episode, in a sting, by a cop to make it look more real. Pete is now in a pub with Ron Gallagher, the target, and the police officer makes an appearence]
Hey wanker, how’s the eye
Who’s that friggin smartass
Don't worry I won't tell a soul
PETERDon't worry he's a cop
[Pete gets up and walks towards him. He punches the cop in the face then grabs his shirt and talks into his ear]
PETERI'm working Dickhead
[Pete punches him again this time in the stomach, the cop is lying on the floor gasping for breath]
PETERAuthentic enough for you
PETERI'm not wearing a wire
Then how can we back you up
PETERFrom a distance
I don't like it
PETERI'm playing it safe
That’s a matter of opinion
You're aiding and abetting a robbery I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go
PETERWere not arresting anyone... I'm um…. bonding. Isn't that what you wanted
[Mac smiles]
then take em to a footy match
Come on we're on a roll. I'm in on a robbery, thumped a cop
I want you to wear a wire
[Garry is Ron Gallagher’s brother]
Get your gear off
Ron, what are you doing
What if he's a pig
He's a thieving bastard
He's a smart thieving bastard, get your gear off
[Pete takes all his clothes off. Standing in front of Ron and Garry naked]
PETERSee anything you like
Nah you’re not my type
Oi Church! Step out of the fast lane you nearly ran be over back there!
PETERI need the attention. You’ve been ignoring me lately.
I think you can live without my acknowledgement.
PETERYeah, but life wouldn’t be so sweet.
You know I think that outfit is beginning to affect your personality.
PETERYeah, how’s that?
Well you’re becoming a legend in your own spiffy suit.
Before you know it you’ll be bulldozing national trust buildings.
PETERYeah, maybe a really old one.
Oh, you’re a worry.
PETERAnd you reckon I’m good at this job.
Come on, Pete.
PETERNever ends, does it.
[Mac and Pete are lying in bed, in one of their hundreds of motels]
What are we doing Peter?
PETERHaving a rest. We just earned it.
I’m not talking about that!
PETERWell what are you talking about?
The future.
PETERWhat about the future?
We don't have one.
PETERNo future, no past. Isn't that what it’s supposed to be?
Mmm yeah.
Peter, where are you off to?
PETERSomewhere dark and quiet with cold beer, where I can lick my wounds and dream about boats...
Boats?
PETERYou treat 'em right and they whisper sweet nothings in your ear and rock you gently to sleep...
I hate to think you two are breaking the cardinal rule and socializing together when you’re off duty.
PETERCome on Bernie, you know we’ve hardly got a social word for one another.
Yeah well who ever said that business and pleasure don't mix was right on the money.
Absolutely.
PETERNo question.
Night Bernie.
PETERSee you.
[Church and Oscar are driving back from a drug dealer’s house, where they have just set up a buy. There are two young, English backpackers, Hannah and Claire, living with him.]
PETERSo you’re screwing her?
Wha…?
PETERPeaches and cream, the English rose...
Hannah?
PETER(copying him) Hannah, yes Hannah!
She’s got nothing to do with Jeremy.
PETERShe shares his house!
But…It’s a living arrangement, they do the cleaning, cook him meals.
PETERCome on.
Hey she’s how I made the contact; she’s how I got his trust.
PETERSo leave it at that.
Don’t I get a personal life?
PETERNot on the boss’s time. She thinks you live in Queensland.
PETERShe thinks you sell boats, she’s half thinking of joining you in Byron Bay! Are you comfortable with that?
No not entirely. Come on Church you know how it is. You develop a cover you play the part, you almost think its true.
PETERExcept she’s the one you’re meant to fool! Finish it before you stuff the operation.
PETERChalk and cheese ay!
(Turns to face him) Don’t take me so literally Peter I was just building a cover story!
PETERFor the record, I don’t really prefer life by myself...
[Mac nods, almost laughing.]
Well...like I said, who knows what’ll happen!
[Mac and Pete were on their way home together, but Mac pulls up at Flinders St Station, with a car pulling up behind her.]
PETERWhat are we stopping here for?
It’s a railway station.
PETERDon’t I get a lift home?
Not tonight Peter. (Pete glances in the rear vision mirror and sees that IA guys are following them)
PETERYou got to be joking. What does this dog want?
Who knows, maybe they’re just fishing.
PETERBullshit, I hope its nothing to do with the buy.
What do you mean?
PETERI don't know, I don't trust Mooney.
You get the report back from the lab?
PETERYeah, 97%
That’s pure.
PETERMmm something’s still not right though.
Been any complaints?
PETERI’ve got a complaint, you’ve been ignoring me.
Go home Peter, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
PETERI haven’t had a drop for 24 hours.
You better go.
PETERWhen this is over, it won’t be soon enough.
PETERHello Dad.
What the hell do you want? Piss off.
PETERDad, I wanted to come...
I don't care what you want. Piss off.
"Why, Whats Walken got that I haven't got?"
Peter"Money... Power... a sense of danger"
"I've got that!!"
Peter "not like a hitman who's wanted for 5 unsolved murders you haven't"
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