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Played by Peter Phelps · 17 quotes · page 1 of 2

PETER

Played by Peter Phelps

Stingers · 41 quotes

Most-quoted character in Stingers: in 17 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: MAC (7), ANGIE (3), BERNIE (3)

Lines by PETER 1

PETER

Mac, We all live lies. Some of us are just more honest about it.

S1 E15 Lunatic Fringe pt 1
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Scenes with PETER 16

[Peter had just gotten back from an undercover operation and is about to met Kaye. Oscar is talking to Kaye when Mac and Pete walk up together.]

We've been talking about you

PETER

Well there you go

The male ego never ceases to amaze me

PETER

What’s wrong with the male ego

I'm not allowed to say - secret woman’s business, it's how we stay on top

PETER

Been taking those Germaine Greer tablets again

*confused* Pardon

PETER

You're showing your age you know

[Mac gives him a dirty look and keeps walking]

[Pete was punched at the start of the episode, in a sting, by a cop to make it look more real. Pete is now in a pub with Ron Gallagher, the target, and the police officer makes an appearence]

CCOP (to Pete)

Hey wanker, how’s the eye

RRON

Who’s that friggin smartass

CCOP

Don't worry I won't tell a soul

PETER

Don't worry he's a cop

[Pete gets up and walks towards him. He punches the cop in the face then grabs his shirt and talks into his ear]

PETER

I'm working Dickhead

[Pete punches him again this time in the stomach, the cop is lying on the floor gasping for breath]

PETER

Authentic enough for you

PETER

I'm not wearing a wire

Then how can we back you up

PETER

From a distance

I don't like it

PETER

I'm playing it safe

That’s a matter of opinion

You're aiding and abetting a robbery I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go

PETER

Were not arresting anyone... I'm um…. bonding. Isn't that what you wanted

[Mac smiles]

MMAC (blokey voice)

then take em to a footy match

PPETER (laughing)

Come on we're on a roll. I'm in on a robbery, thumped a cop

I want you to wear a wire

[Garry is Ron Gallagher’s brother]

RRON

Get your gear off

GGARRY

Ron, what are you doing

RRON

What if he's a pig

GGARRY

He's a thieving bastard

RRON

He's a smart thieving bastard, get your gear off

[Pete takes all his clothes off. Standing in front of Ron and Garry naked]

PETER

See anything you like

RRON

Nah you’re not my type

Oi Church! Step out of the fast lane you nearly ran be over back there!

PETER

I need the attention. You’ve been ignoring me lately.

I think you can live without my acknowledgement.

PETER

Yeah, but life wouldn’t be so sweet.

You know I think that outfit is beginning to affect your personality.

PETER

Yeah, how’s that?

Well you’re becoming a legend in your own spiffy suit.

Before you know it you’ll be bulldozing national trust buildings.

PETER

Yeah, maybe a really old one.

AANIGE

Oh, you’re a worry.

PETER

And you reckon I’m good at this job.

MMAC (whispering)

Come on, Pete.

PETER

Never ends, does it.

[Mac and Pete are lying in bed, in one of their hundreds of motels]

What are we doing Peter?

PETER

Having a rest. We just earned it.

I’m not talking about that!

PETER

Well what are you talking about?

The future.

PETER

What about the future?

We don't have one.

PETER

No future, no past. Isn't that what it’s supposed to be?

Mmm yeah.

Peter, where are you off to?

PETER

Somewhere dark and quiet with cold beer, where I can lick my wounds and dream about boats...

Boats?

PETER

You treat 'em right and they whisper sweet nothings in your ear and rock you gently to sleep...

I hate to think you two are breaking the cardinal rule and socializing together when you’re off duty.

PETER

Come on Bernie, you know we’ve hardly got a social word for one another.

Yeah well who ever said that business and pleasure don't mix was right on the money.

Absolutely.

PETER

No question.

Night Bernie.

PETER

See you.

[Church and Oscar are driving back from a drug dealer’s house, where they have just set up a buy. There are two young, English backpackers, Hannah and Claire, living with him.]

PETER

So you’re screwing her?

Wha…?

PETER

Peaches and cream, the English rose...

Hannah?

PETER

(copying him) Hannah, yes Hannah!

She’s got nothing to do with Jeremy.

PETER

She shares his house!

But…It’s a living arrangement, they do the cleaning, cook him meals.

PETER

Come on.

Hey she’s how I made the contact; she’s how I got his trust.

PETER

So leave it at that.

Don’t I get a personal life?

PETER

Not on the boss’s time. She thinks you live in Queensland.

PETER

She thinks you sell boats, she’s half thinking of joining you in Byron Bay! Are you comfortable with that?

No not entirely. Come on Church you know how it is. You develop a cover you play the part, you almost think its true.

PETER

Except she’s the one you’re meant to fool! Finish it before you stuff the operation.

PETER

Chalk and cheese ay!

(Turns to face him) Don’t take me so literally Peter I was just building a cover story!

PETER

For the record, I don’t really prefer life by myself...

[Mac nods, almost laughing.]

Well...like I said, who knows what’ll happen!

S1 E8 Blind Love
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[Mac and Pete were on their way home together, but Mac pulls up at Flinders St Station, with a car pulling up behind her.]

PETER

What are we stopping here for?

It’s a railway station.

PETER

Don’t I get a lift home?

Not tonight Peter. (Pete glances in the rear vision mirror and sees that IA guys are following them)

PETER

You got to be joking. What does this dog want?

Who knows, maybe they’re just fishing.

PETER

Bullshit, I hope its nothing to do with the buy.

What do you mean?

PETER

I don't know, I don't trust Mooney.

You get the report back from the lab?

PETER

Yeah, 97%

That’s pure.

PETER

Mmm something’s still not right though.

Been any complaints?

PETER

I’ve got a complaint, you’ve been ignoring me.

Go home Peter, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

PETER

I haven’t had a drop for 24 hours.

You better go.

PETER

When this is over, it won’t be soon enough.

S1 E10 Nothing Personal
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PETER

Hello Dad.

OOSSIE

What the hell do you want? Piss off.

PETER

Dad, I wanted to come...

OOSSIE

I don't care what you want. Piss off.

S3 E2 Forced Perspective
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"Why, Whats Walken got that I haven't got?"

Peter

"Money... Power... a sense of danger"

"I've got that!!"

Peter "not like a hitman who's wanted for 5 unsolved murders you haven't"

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