I am now going to attempt to make contact with the mysterious, reclusive, [Steven comes out] and—ahh!
Hi, Ronaldo! Uh, hi, Peedee. Is that a camera?
Yeah. We're making a movie about—
It's an investigative report, shot camera vérité.
Cool!
So... you wanna participate in a groundbreaking interview?
Hmm. Only if you participate in a glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade! [walks back inside]
[cue Ronaldo and Steven in the Beach House]
Ohh, that giant hand? It was a spaceship coming to get us.
Us?! I knew it! Steven, we know too much!
No, not "us" us. I-I meant me and the Crystal Gems.
Wait. So the hand wasn't here to snatch up humans for a human zoo? Or interfere with our subsidized Beach City wind farm?! Or thaw the cryogenically frozen pets of the one percent!?!
Uh... no, I'm pretty sure it came to Beach City for me and the Crystal Gems.
Oh. So, if you and the Crystal Gems weren't here, we wouldn't have been attacked by the giant hand?
Ohh-hoh-hoh! Definitely not.
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